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I wrote a blog a while ago about how I love uncircumcised men. I would like to share some information for those men who cannot seem to get their woman to commit to wanting their cocks in their mouths. I do know that there are men out there that do not know how to tend to their foreskin properly. I am writing this blog for your benefit… not to criticize… of course. You all know I write these blogs to only help and entertain… never to judge. I adore men and their lovely penises. I just happen to know how to manicure the foreskin, one because I love men with one and two because when men tell me things I listen… which is rare for a woman…lol… I also happen to love sucking cock and a cock with a foreskin that is not taken care of properly is not fun for either of us… It can be very painful for you and not so pleasant for your partner. I am sharing this with you so you can try it if you want to. I do know that this little procedure is easy to do if you just do it when you get out of the shower. Sex and masturbation becomes more fun when certain things don’t hurt.

Pulling your skin back can bring tears to your eyes… I know this because I have seen it. First, you need to cleanse it properly in the shower… now this could look to someone like you are playing with yourself… but not to worry because you are not “playing” with yourself and how often do you really have someone in your shower watching you?

You need to remember these few things, first of all, whether or not you have a foreskin NEVER… I repeat NEVER use a wash cloth on your penis! Soap or body washes only! The reason being… is that a washcloth leaves a particular odor on your cock which causes blow jobs to be unpleasant for HER… and you don’t want that. Do you? Slide your foreskin back with a nicely lathered hand, rubbing gently for a couple of moments and rinse well. When you get out of the shower… do not pull your skin back to dry… as towels of any sort are a no-no… ODORS! Always remember foul odors spoil blowjobs for both you and her. After you get dried off you need to put a little… NOT a lot… A little means use sparingly… of petroleum jelly on a finger tip and pull your skin back. Circling your finger tip around your penis under the base of your head assures that your skin does not stick together and also keeps urine from settling in the folds of your foreskin. This as a general rule will not affect the effectiveness of latex condoms because you do not pull your skin back when you put on a condom. But if you are a little concerned… go ahead and test this advice first if you wish… but if you want to truly enjoy blow jobs you will at least try this small cleansing procedure. You need to think about what your woman does for you, so you enjoy making love to her. When you really think about it… in the grand scheme of things… this little procedure is hardly a hassle and is having a healthy foreskin such a bad thing?

This economy has been causing a very distressing thing to happen in many people’s lives… men and women alike. Our sexual needs have taken a backseat to very anti-sexual things like stress and worry… mortgages and bills. These things are set out from the get go to destroy our sex drives. Some things are too important to subvert. Human beings need their sexuality to survive. Without it we become drones… working our jobs, paying bills but then we realize something is lacking in our pathetic sexless lives so we then begin trying to subjugate our sexual desires by developing reckless behavior like buying things we don’t need, gambling, doing drugs, playing excessive video games, over eating, drinking, sleeping, ect… doing anything we can to fill the void that we created ourselves by attempting to extinguish our sexual appetites… and failing miserably, I might add.
We then collapse into a jittery, stressed, worried pile of bent out of shape nerves that is so much more worse off than we were before. Some people never actually realize that correcting this self deprecating cycle could have been avoided by doing one simple thing… orgasming!

No… it is true this economy is doing more than pillaging our billfolds. It is skulking around our most basic of all instincts, holding for ransom, of all things… our libidos. This sexuality robbing phenomenon is becoming a near pandemic. This bizarre occurrence is happening in homes on a global scale… We can stop this painful darkness by just simply orgasming… we need to turn our sex back on. Even if we don’t have a partner to share this cumming joy with… we still need to release this negative energy somehow. Masturbation works but it is always better if we can share our sexual pleasure with another. I definitely know this to be a truth.

I am excited to tell you that I am here doing what I do for the betterment of society as a whole. I am here to listen to you and share the orgasms that we so desperately need to exchange with another. It is part of the human condition… we are after all social creatures in every way. There is no way we can escape human nature… no matter how hard we try there is always that underlying hunger for company in ALL of our endeavors. Don’t let loneliness saturate your life. I am here… after everything is said and done you will have paid less for my services and received more satisfaction, than even just one of the things you have been trying to shove into that gaping wound, that stress and worry has so bitterly ripped into your soul… abbreviating your life by a wide margin! Call me if you want to live longer! Join me in the fight to save humanity… one orgasm at a time!

Having phone sex is actually a very healthy activity. It is personal and a great form of exercise… an exercise of both body and mind. It takes energy to use your imagination as well as the energy used to masturbate… which in itself is great for the cardiovascular system but combining both is quite simply better. That is how I feel anyway.
I love phone sex… always have. I have enjoyed phone sex as far back as Jr. High. It has been a passion of mine for over fifteen years. To me, the thoughts that come when I am on the phone with a man are almost magical in how they make me feel. I have never really used visual aids when I would masturbate. That is just a lazy and not as much fun way to get off. I love listening to a man cum as well as what he is imagining whilst we talk. I also love listening to how hard his cock is when he slaps his stiff shaft on his belly. Mmmmmm… Now that is hot! I also love listening to him tell me how hard I made him and how sexy my voice is. Flattery… I believe only works during phone sex. It doesn’t work very well in any other situation but during phone sex? Marvelous!!!
I don’t really know what it is about phone sex that intrigues me so. Half my life so far has been spent loving every minute of any and all phone sex calls I have ever been a part of. Whether they are super kinky… involving spanking and bondage… or soft tender love making and kisses in his bed. I love them all… imagining group sex or straight up one on one calls. Anything that you chose… I can create a mental image so it almost feels real.
If you are ready for an unforgettable phone sex call, give me a bell, my phone rings directly into my bedroom! I’m here waiting and wanting to get off. Let’s cum together!

I absolutely love calls that have men that are uncircumcised. I guess it’s because I love dating men that are uncircumcised. I know for a fact that men who aren’t circumcised can grow bigger and thicker than men that are circumcised. They take so much a way from a man when they circumcised him. It really isn’t fair because they do it at such a young age. You can hardly ask a baby would you like to enjoy a masturbation later in life or would you rather not, the world looks so down on masturbation even though we know so many people do it. People do it you wouldn’t even dream would even do it. Men that say they don’t, are liars! I do know some women who don’t know what an orgasm feels like because they faked them so long for men who aren’t any good in bed. When you fake an orgasm you are telling the man, “good job!” Whether they did one or not. As far as I’m concerned faking an orgasm is one of the worst things a woman can do.

I’ll tell you what, I never, NEVER, fake an orgasm. What’s the point? If I don’t, cum, then where is the euphoria, where is the pleasure, where is the fun. It’s like driving past a concert that you really want to see, slow enough to hear one song and say you went to the concert, now, is that not a lie. You can’t just lie like that. Where’s your ticket stub? You still have your hearing… LOL… you didn’t go!

Now, back to men that are uncircumcised for those of you who are, I’m sorry your parents and the doctor seemed to think that losing part of your body is a good thing. Anyone that would do that to a child should really have it done to themselves as an adult. Do you really think it would happen anymore. If an uncircumcised penis is well taken care of it will bring much pleasure. Yes I know, it takes a little extra cleaning but think about us girls. The things we go through to make sure we’re clean. And the things we go through to please a man, we shave our legs and other parts of our bodies and let’s not forget keeping your hair long and pretty. Do you think taking care of long hair is easy. Any man with long hair will agree, I realized men shave their faces but they don’t have to to attract women. I personally like a man with a fuzzy face…YUM… now that feels good, at least when they’re down there in between my legs and sucking on my nipples it tickles and I love it. Let’s just say I love a man with all his parts attached to his body. So any of you fathers out there who think that circumcising your son at birth just because you were is fair, well let’s just say, “DON’ T!” As I said well taken care of it can bring much pleasure to both him and his future wife, girlfriend, or whatever.

Personally, a circumcised man just cannot ever acquire the pleasure that an uncircumcised man can get. It will actually, make a man bigger and I’m not kidding, and if you ask why, well think about it, there is extra skin that can get engorged with blood making his cock huge and thick. I know women that don’t like men that are uncircumcised and that’s fine, that’s their choice. I like them both ways but the man with the choice to get larger will always be my first choice…. I know it takes more work to make sure that it stays clean but let me share something with you, it’s worth it!

What I do is so interesting and fun I will never understand anyone who judges me…. I enjoy hearing men releasing their stress with me, as I release mine with them…. It is truly an enjoyable experience. I love sharing my stories and listening to theirs….(GRIN) I do not take offense to any man who needs to relieve his negative energy through positive action… I am a firm believer that masturbation releases stress and less stress proves longevity! Making men happy and satisfied is something I love, so, hence, I love what I do! Total sexual satisfaction always guaranteed!

A wank a day helps you work rest and play!

Unfortunately, in our past, it was wrong to touch yourself. Their was the thought that masturbation would grow hair on your palms, your feet, it can make you go blind. So here is a great article from a psychology website called psychcentral.com that dispells some more information combatting these fallacies about masturbation: Pychology Central It’s strange that people would even think that, but I guess when there is no education, peope do weird things, like burning women when the crops fail thinking that it could be caused by a witch…

If masturbation were bad for you, there would be so many men with hairy palms and sex toys for men would not be flying off the shelves
of sex toy stores! Masturbation is even suggested by sexual therapists, not people like
me but actual professionals who have gone to a university to study sexual education and human sexuality for years and years. they even
suggest touching your clitoris or cock on a regular basis, oh my!

So the truth of the matter seems to be the masturbation shouldn’t be such a secretive and dirty habit. Some professionals suggest that to not masturbate is a bad thing. One thing that most sexual health professionals agree on is that masturbation will help improve your sex life. For not only does it teach you about your own sexual responses it also keeps those sexual responses trickling over during how should I put this, any dry spells that occur during your life! and they do happen, believe me! For there is that old saying that I personally believe in, if your don’t use it, you lose it! So hey have a good wank today! And if you can even share that moment with someone else! If you so desire! That is what I am here for!!