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I have talked to many a gentleman and I hear some things like “paying for it depersonalizes the experience.” But I beg to differ about that for six reasons:

Reason 1: When you pay for anything it is supposed to be all about you….with me IT IS ALL about YOU!
example: When you pay for a bottle of wine, does that take the enjoyment away from why the wine was purchased?

Reason 2: I, Jolene, am an Indepenendent/Solo Girl Operation. Any money that is paid to me…Does NOT go to some huge conglomerate company. It goes to me!

Reason 3: I am here to help answer sexual or even non-sexual questions.
example: Do you not pay an attorney’s fees when you need one? Or a therapist to talk over things about YOU? Only my rates are better…lol… but seriously they are!

Reason 4: I am also here to indulge your deepest, darkest, desires and fantasies! Uh…things you would…NEVER…share with anyone, for fear of judgement… Well judgement isn’t my thing…Indulgence is MY thing!!…Think of it as, Jolene’s imagination is to be “Something indulged in!”

Reason 5: Any indulgence has a price… I believe that money can’t buy happiness… but it sure puts a good down payment on it…lol… but I am here doing this for a living… for… YOU!
example: When you call me Everything is about YOU! You get to be YOURSELF and there are very few places that you can have that kind of indulgence… ANY Desire satisfied!!!!

Reason 6: Nothing….And I mean NOTHING in life is free… Everything in your life you enjoy is paid for… some how or another!
example: your car, your boat, your house, your cell phone… Even sex with your wife/girlfriend is paid for in someway… I am sure of that! Even your privacy has a price!!!

So in closure is phonesex any different? Not to boast but… especially with me… I put everything I can into what I do!!! So calling me is really not some sort of… Depersonalized, generic, dull, paid for experience… because I believe that 95% of my gentlemen callers feel and have told me that I am thrilling, exciting and remarkable….hey… their words not mine…. I just love what I do and it shows is all……Just Me being Me!!!!!

What you are about to read is very naughty… Just a warning to not read this if you don’t appreciate HOT SEX!!!

What It takes To Me to Cum:

As I masturbate right now, I am beginning to relax and I am making my clit tingle like it is a tiny, hard, inferno of nearly blasting heat that spreads over my whole body… My hot, wet hole hungers for a hard, stiff cock… like a mad, crazed desire of a wild animal, throbbing, swollen, head that I want inside me…. I am maturbating thinking an engorged penis…. In and out in with rythmic thrusts….then he, “STOPS”, to rub vegetable oil on his huge cock…. then he takes his oily finger and slides it slowly into my tight little ass…and rubs it slowly rolling and spinning until I can feel his hardness pressing into my hole slowly stretching me open as he has me stradled, over the bed…. he starts slowly, going faster and faster as he
throttles his hard cock up my ass, as I feel his balls slap against my hardening clit, until I feel his hot load spread up into me, as I cum ferociously rolling down my tight thighs!!!
Yes, this is one thing I fantasize About!!!

I thought,I would put this in my blog to run it by

any of you gents… as to maybe get some well respected

opinions: Entitled “The ABC’s of What Men Want” you may

think I will give you some stupid cliches but…After

all I am a Nympho!
There are enough miscommunications between the

sexes more B.S. is really not neccessary…. nor desired!

Read this….. I can only give you the details of what I

know and have learned….. These are the ABC’s of the

root of what men want out of women:

A= Adoration, Every one wants to be adored in one way or

another.

B= Back_Up Men want women to back them up in public and

private. and of course Blow-Jobs…. I would say lol but

it is true! Everyman dreams of an early morning under

the sheets wake up call ;-0

C= Communication, After all we can’t read each others

minds, if that is expected then the relationship is

doomed from the get go.

D= Decisiveness, No man wants a wishy-washy woman who

can’t make up her mind.

E= Electricty, (well without it you wouldn’t be reading

this) but really, there is need for a certain amount of

electicity between a man and a woman, whether you’ve

just met or have been together for fifty years.

F= Fucking! Lots of fucking! but on a serious note here

is a very important one, Fidelity! That one is self

explanatory. As for me, it is.

G= Good Food! No matter what it is, your favourite or

not your favourite… It has to taste good!

H= Honor and Honesty, and Hard nipples, (too) a wife or a

grirlfriend!

I= Independence! A needy woman is clingy and annoying

and usually has very low self-esteem. and Intelligence!

Beauty fades! so what are you going to talk about then?

J= Justice! Fairness in all comparisions! Jugdement will

not be tolerated! By either person!

K= Kisses, there is just something about lips on lips

that is just plain sexy and fun! And can lead to many

more things that are fun

L= Love, but not a smothering trapped feeling kind of

love but the genuine altruistic kind! Open handed love,

unconditional love, mutually!

M= Money Saver! All men want that in their woman,

because when you are broke you really aren’t because

she’s got your back!

N= Naughtyness! Every man wants his woman to be naughty

sometimes just to keep the spice in the romance!

O= Oral Sex! Men like to taste their woman to return the

favour sometimes… Now, if you happen to be with a

woman who stops you from going down there… (Keep in

mind) her fear of “Whatif?” Is pretty much the only

thing keeping you from drinking of the furry fountain…

so be gentle, when she tries to stop you but don’t give

up! Ever!

P= Pussy! And lots of it! again self-explanatory!

Q= Quick to orgasm so you can feel her tightness around

you, and then hope she doesn’t stop before you! But her

muscles tightening again and again!! ;-0 My!!

R= Rough play now and then! that is just to satisfy the

wild animal in all of us

S= Sense of Humor! All I can say is life’s too short

man! Laugh or cry it’s your choice….

T= Time Alone! Everyone needs time alone and Men are no

exception! And Take it! That is the only way you will

get anywhere in this life! Take time for yourself!

U= U to be yourself! It is hard to act a part that isn’t

you, for the rest of your life!

V= Vice or two! If you have a vice and you meet a woman

and she starts trying to change you! RUN! Only stay if

you want to change but only on your terms not hers…It

is your life, change for no one but yourself!

W= Wants need to be satified, Needs have to be met but

Wants…. Well they are different…Satisfy her wants and

she will satisfy your wants… If not, again, RUN!

X= X-rated in the bedroom or anywhere else in your

private domain is a MUST!

Y= Your Dignity! And if you don’t have that…Forget it!

Z= Zee most beautiful woman in the world, is the naked

one in your bedroom…Tell her that she is Beautiful and

you will be “The King Of Your Castle!”

I am a very kinky individual…. I think wrestling with a man is quite intriguing… especially when I can take him down and make him do what I want him to do to me…for me….. I had a call that was just that and I had a blast and I came 4 times and as we all know orgasming is “THE BEST” stress reliever!!!

Phonesex is an important part of my life… Being a nympho in this day and age isnt easy… I decided to go into this industry because it is fun and I love phonesex… I am very horny alot! Phonesex is a very safe way to orgasm… The euphoria I get from orgasms is almost as good as the one I get after I workout… so between my phone-orgasms and my workouts and sleep… I like to write about it… it being phonesex… you see… you need a vivid imagination to deliver phonesex and a very receptive imagination an open mind to recieve phonesex. Sometimes I will talk to people about what I do for a living… I have talked to people who have a grave misconception of what phonesex actually is… I really dont like the phrase “phonesex” itself, can cause many misconceptions… I just create a visual image using words… often using intricate details to decribe sexual situations on the telephone and a responsive person can interact and enjoy the story… and the sound of my orgasms, as I imagine the scene I created, with them! I adore the sound of a man orgasming! The more expressive the better! Quiet men can be fun, also, because I imagine him sneaking off to a quiet place to talk to me… and he needs to be quiet or possibly get caught… That is really fun to think about, because, in my imagination we are sneaking off together…Mmmm that fantasy has true potential… Dont you think? I love what I do and it is also a very good stress reliever… I know this because phonesex is one of my most important passions in life! I live and breathe phonesex… I love talking about it, doing it, writing about it… Its my life!!