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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.”

“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.

“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.

They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”

“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “

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There were three men left and me, at this particular party. We were just sitting and talking about the crazy things that we’ve done in our lives. At that time it was about two in the morning. One of the men asked me if I had ever had sex while someone watched. I laughed and told him of course and then I asked if he had. He told me that he hadn’t ever done that but then he grinned and said he liked to. I smiled back at him and told him we should do now. That got the attention of the other two gentlemen.

I saw that he had a hard on in his pants so I told him to slide his pants down. I got up and walked over to him, pulled up my skirt, slid my panties off and straddled his lap while he sat in the upright chair, pushing his cock deep up inside my now very hot, wet pussy. That made me groan and him too. I looked over at the other two gentlemen, the look on their faces was priceless. I smiled at them and whispered that they were next, they grinned back at me.

I always enjoy fucking with an audience. It is even better when I know that the audience is going to fuck me next. He unbuttoned my dress as I sat on his lap while his cock buried up inside me and I humped him. My dress fell to the floor and I was naked bouncing on his lap. The two men both got up and came over to us and started pinching my nipples and squeezing my ass. Just then he shot his load up inside me.

I stood up and one of them bent me over, pushed his cock up inside of me. He pulled it out and raised up and slowly slid it up my ass causing me to cry out. The other one grabbed the back of my head and shoved his shaft into my mouth and down my throat. They both rammed into me until I felt hot cum shoot up my tight ass, as he groaned the other man shot his load in my mouth and on my face.

They handed me my dress and as I put it on two of them left and the other handed me a piece of paper with his number scribbled on it. I smiled and asked him if he saw my panties. He shook his head and I thought to myself one of them stole my panties. The one gentleman walked me out to my car. As I got in to my car he said thanks and walked away.

All I could think about is what the next party was going to have in store for me. I love sex. What can I say? I am a horny girl and that is a fact.